It was Christmas eve, December 24, 2008 to be exact; me and some of my buddies were all up to no good waiting for ole Saint Nick to get all of his stuff together so we could head out and start delivering all the presents he had his slaves I mean elves make for all the children who have been good this year. Well back to what me and buddy were doing, we were just chilled back playing some gold fish when all of a sudden Kyler and Mikey come in and wanted to play poker. Gold fish was the only game I knew with cards other than Uno and Phase 10 but I was like sure I could learn to play some poker. Than Kyler was like well we play for money, so I was like sure what the heck I could win a couple of bucks here. Well Mikey pulls out a stock of 20's and says this is all I got, I pulled out 5 ones and was like Im a high baller this is what I got. Kyler and Buddy had plenty of cash, so we started out. After about an hour we heard something on our roof and we figured it was ole Freddy up there playing a prank on us, but when I glanced towards the window I seen Santa Clause looking through the window. He had seen us gambling and drinking. We all jumped and tried to run but it was to late, Santa had fired us from ever pulling his sleigh EVER! Buddy and Mikey were frustrated but me and Kyler were like SHOOT I don't need this job and went back to our hood. THE END. Thats not much of a Christmas Story but it will work...